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Friday, August 18, 2006

PB Magic: Top 20 Uses for Peanut Butter List

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Top 20 List: Top Uses for Peanut Butter (1,980 uses to go)!

1) Harmless Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertainment.

2) Be Careful Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains.

3) Don't Do It! Lace it with cyanide and feed it to Barney.

4) Be Careful Spread it on the dog's back to watch him go crazy.

5) Be Careful Squish it between your fingers in the lunchroom muttering "Only two more hours and I have so much left to study..."

6) Harmless Plug holes in your paneling walls.

7) Be Careful Make sure you have some stuck in your fingernails whenever you go on a blind date.

8) Harmless Carry it around in your duffel in case of emergencies.
9) Cool Use it to stick things if you run out of duct tape.

10) Be Careful If you see a freshly poured sidewalk drying drop globs of Peanut Butter into the cement to create "holes" later.

11) Surreal Drop it from a plane over Ethiopia to feed all the starving children.

12) Harmless Keep a jar in your car because it rhymes.

13) Harmless Have an art class paint "still life" pictures of it.

14) Cool Have the astronauts leave some of it in orbit.

15) Be Careful Rub it on sore muscles.

16) Harmless Save it up so you will have plenty during your retirement years.

17) Harmless Make "Cream of Peanut Butter" soup.

18) Don't Do It! Plug up the nursery's electric outlets to protect little fingers.

19) Harmless Mix it with a large amount of brown sugar. Form into small spheres. Set on cookie sheet and leave on counter as if cooling.

20) Harmless Take one bite then chew for several minutes to see if anyone notices. If not, keep chewing. After half an hour try to talk.

Note: Okay I lied click to check my source written by Wheetologists from all over the 1996-2003 Andy Kerr and Nathan Eady. Check out their page to see the top 2000 uses for peanut butter just in case 20 was not enough! ~ Miss Peanut Butter Lover

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